“Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.”

“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

“Charlotte didn't just shake my world. She created an earthquake that had irrevocably changed the landscape of my life.”

“we say lets choose but really the choice is already made all you have to do is find it”

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”

“You need to leave, Scar."Yes. She should probably leave. She didn't.”

“I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”