“Chocolate's better than sex any day.”
“Chocolate friends may not last any longer than fake ones, but they sure as hell taste better.”
“Pain was better than anxiety any day of the week and sweat was better than depression.”
“Heaven: it's better than a chocolate bar.”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”