“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”

“Chocolate's better than sex any day.”

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee.”

“When he sat up, she gave a sigh and relaxed against the lounge, the exquisite torture over. His eyes crinkled. “You might not have noticed,” he said as if having a conversation in a coffee shop or something, “but last time I looked, women possess two breasts.”

“Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell...”

“Why they think everyone should be alike in making love when no one can even agree on what ice cream they like, I'll never knowfrom Dark Citadel”

“You know I still don’t like your…hobby.”“Didn’t ask your opinion.” Jake rubbed his aching ribs. “If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time.”