“the only thing men are fast at is sex.”
“The only thing for it is to use men for sex and never let any of them get so close they could hurt you.”
“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”
“But, tell me, is it worth the while To decorate this earth the while The men are so unworthy of our zeal? No more the days of heroes now—The men are only zeros now—A sex without the slightest sex appeal.”
“I have not once felt a thing for the male sex, I was only interested in the fairer sex. Mine.”
“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks.”