“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.”

“This Zippo read, 'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.. for I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley.”

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.”

“Though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley”

“But, chiquita, you must understand that while you are here, I expect you to come to me and share your fears. Even if I am the one causing them.”

“You don’t speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you’re frightened.”“I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door.”

“And since I am a man, I would appreciate it if you would cry for us both, gatita.”