“You are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.”
“Why is it that married people always say "Come in" when everything they do says "Get out"? They talk about their miseries and then ask you why you're unmarried.”
“No, you started this shit. I don't know how they do it in Rhode Island, but here in Jersey, bitches get stitches for talking shit and fucking with something they shouldn't.”
“You can walk that walk, and talk that talk, but your walk, talks louder,than your talk talks.”
“Why did you take me down this road if you don't want to walk with me? Why do you exist all alone, when you could just talk to me?”
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”