“You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?”
“Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.”
“Don't save something for a special occasion. Every day of your life is a special occasion.”
“If you love a person, you should show it in adundance, not reserve it for special occasions like fine china.”
“Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!”
“I don't know what sort of occasion I was waiting for...because everyday was a special occasion with your father.”