“You dumb-ass ape, get your hand off me. What—are you the first in your family to be born without a tail?”
“You are born into your family and your family is born into you. No returns. No exchanges.”
“... and now I'm telling you that if you want me, get off your ass, because I love you, Evan, more than anything”
“That’s not what drew me to you, it was your eyes…and your ass.”
“Don't sleep with your drummer. Dumb-ass.”
“Look, I’ve got her, I’m carrying her, and I’m taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me do what I’m going to do, or you can get your ass kicked and I’m still going to do what I’m going to do. Your choice.”