“Head throbbing, check. Stomach not quite right, check. Truthfully, she felt like crap. Somehow still horny crap...”
“I’m gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can’t see crap until it’s right in front of me”
“Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.”
“For the first time ever, I'd managed a great parting line and a grand exit. And it still felt like crap.”
“Check out the magic crap.” He shot me a look. “Oh, is that what we’re supposed to be doing? Because I’ve just been drawing hearts and our initials in the dirt.”
“I’m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.”