“That was the big cure-all with these people, wasn’t it? Girl got you down? Get laid. No money? Get laid. Armageddon ensuing? Get laid a lot.”
“One of us needs to get laid.""Just one of us?""What are the odds of both of us getting laid?”
“Men get laid, but women get screwed.”
“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.”
“It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.”
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”