“I'm strong on the outside, not all the way through. I've never been perfect, but neither have you.”

“I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.”

“SPEAK SLOWLY AND PRECISELY! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!”

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”

“Alright...here's the deal. What's happening in this piece is very simple, over here on this side...you see that there is a very scared little kinda guy over there...wanna know why he's scared? Because this guy over here is trying to eat him.”

“Alone in a world, With millions of soulsWalking in circlesTrapped in their dreamsunhealthy, uncleanwalking in circles, nowdo not disturbscream in silenceeveryone's sleeping”

“Well, no. I'm not saying I'm not enjoying this immensely. She feels heavenly in my arms. Fits perfectly. And if we are fated, the least you can do is let me hold her." Jasper to Dodge (Crossover)”