“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”

“I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.”

“Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!”

“On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten.”

“Alright...here's the deal. What's happening in this piece is very simple, over here on this side...you see that there is a very scared little kinda guy over there...wanna know why he's scared? Because this guy over here is trying to eat him.”

“I'm strong on the outside, not all the way through. I've never been perfect, but neither have you.”

“SPEAK SLOWLY AND PRECISELY! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!”