“uncommon valor was a common virtue”

“God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right, even though I think it is hopeless.”

“Begin the fun, the fun's begun. One for all, and all for one.”

“I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.”

“It seemed so illogical to punish some poor criminal for doing something that civilization taught him how to do so he could have something that civilization taught him how to want. It seemed to him as wrong as if they had hung the gun that shot the man.”

“SPEAK SLOWLY AND PRECISELY! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!”

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”