“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

“The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who”

“From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

“When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”