“I feel like a hundred dollars.”
“Shoot. I feel guilty for peeing. That first bottle of wine alone was almost two hundred dollars.”
“Do you know how much a hundred dollars is?' he asked. I said that I did not and he answered, 'It is a hundred dollars.”
“I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off. ”
“You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”
“I need a hundred dollars and some suction”