“A good friend will bail you out of jail.A best friend will be sitting next to youSaying, 'Damn. We fucked up.”
“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
“If u were a friend then u would bail me out of jail, but if u were a BEST friend u would be sitting there saying dame lets do that again!!”
“Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of a good book.”
“I'll be good. I promise. I'll be the best damn friend you've ever had.”