“No need for everyone to look the same. The secret is to wear what suits you best!”
“The last suit that you wear, you don't need any pockets.”
“Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for. ”
“Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.”
“In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pinstriped suits, the best people are bare-assed.”
“The thing was to wear a bathing suit and look good in it, to somehow make yourself worthy of the scenario you were volunteering for.”