“Is it more childish and foolish to insist that there is a conspiracy or that there is not?”

“Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational, but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?”

“The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. The truth is far more frightening - Nobody is in control. The world is rudderless.”

“History is much more the product of chaos than of conspiracy”

“But he does insist on a conversation. Goddamn it! Why can't people just do what I want them to do and be gone? It's a worldwide conspiracy to make me be polite when I don't want to be.”

“If somebody insists to be your enemy, you insist more to be his friend!”