“Writers don't give prescriptions. They give headaches!”
“― Why does toothpaste give me headache?”
“Infatuation is like a drug that gives you the best high yet gives you the worst headache after.”
“A great wind is blowing and that either gives you imagination...or a headache.”
“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
“If I had to give young writers advice, I would say don't listen to writers talking about writing or themselves.”