“And maybe leprechauns will poop rainbows on your pillow.”
“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”
“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”
“It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow.”
“I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn’t automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms leprechaun was not necessarily a homosexual. The Care Bear with the rainbow on his tummy did not have a life partner. He didn’t even have genitals. (6)”
“Your mom is a rainbow goddess?""You got a problem with that?""No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.”