“As I'm not currently being chased, I see no need to run.”
“Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.”
“I'm a candle flame that sways in currents of air you can't see. You need to be the one who steadies me to burn.”
“Running should be saved for the times when you're being chased.”
“You know I hate to chase. I'm only here to talk, but if you run, I'll have to chase and we both know where that usually ends up.”
“Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that means that something is chasing me.” – Meg”