“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”

“Get to the Point: Vampire Contributions in Western Architecture. Fangs and Balances: Vampire Politicians in History. To Drink or Not to Drink: A Vampire Dialectic. Blood Sausage, Blood Stew, Blood Orange: Food for All Seasons. And the awfully named Plasmatlas, which contained maps of important vampire locales.”

“From a House of vampires to a house of politicians,” he muttered as we walked to the front door.“Said the most political of vampires,” I reminded him, and got a growl in response.”

“Now that, my friends, is what we vampires call a good exit.”

“Have I ever waxed poetic about the glory that is the fuzzy-chested vampire wearing nothing but cowboy boots?”

“Burada ki gizem avcısı benim ama onlar ne yapıyorlar? Gidip senin gibi İngiliz Edebiyatıyla kafayı bozmuş anti-sosyal kişiliği vampire dönüştürüyorlar! Dizideki vampir avcısı Buffy'nin bile yüreği cız etmiştir.Gerçi..." deyip değerlendiren gözle beni süzdü. "Senden çok iyi araştırma malzemesi, olurdu.”

“I'm really about as good at relaitionships as I am at being a vampire. I'm kind of a smart but surprisingly inept kind of girl.”