“Food that good deserved undisturbed digestion”

“It's either food or blood, Ethan.And given thats it's just me and you in this car right now, food would be considerably less complicated, don't you think?”

“Get to the Point: Vampire Contributions in Western Architecture. Fangs and Balances: Vampire Politicians in History. To Drink or Not to Drink: A Vampire Dialectic. Blood Sausage, Blood Stew, Blood Orange: Food for All Seasons. And the awfully named Plasmatlas, which contained maps of important vampire locales.”

“Now that, my friends, is what we vampires call a good exit.”

“Sometimes hanging out in pajamas with a good book sounded like a phenomenal idea.”

“My job is to ensure the sanctity of this House. Ensuring the sanity of its Master seemed like a good start.”

“Don’t let my youthful good looks confuse you. I now have two lifetimes of experience”