“You can’t yadda yadda yadda nearly biting a fairy”

“Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful.”

“My friends never seem to yell at their kids. Even when their kids are behaving hideously, they pull them aside and say, now sweetie, you know you shouldn't, blah, blah, blah. Please don't yadda, yadda, okay sweetie? Maybe it's some bullshit show they put on for non-family members, but I'd have to be on happy pills to act like that”

“I suppose I could let bygones be bygones, forgive and forget, yadda yadda. But where's the fun in that? These pretty little bitches got everything I ever wanted, and now I'm going to make sure they get exactly what they deserve. Does that make me sound awful? Sorry, but as every pretty little liar knows, sometimes the truth's ugly-and it always hurts.I'll be watching....Mwah!-A”

“If you can understand human behavior, it can’t hurt you nearly as much.”

“You know, I’m very near to bein’ normal, but I just can’t get over the hump.”