“ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.”

“PHILOSOPHY OF LIFEI have so much to do today.I can’t possibly get it all done,so I’m not going to start.”

“(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.”

“Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!”

“REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're fat and old.”

“SAY EXACTLYwhat you thinkuntil you find thatno one is listeningthen saysomething else”

“I FINALLYhad a hot night,but it was only the weather.”