“REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're fat and old.”

“I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.”

“Age-appropriate makeup? Who are you people? What makeup is age-appropriate for a seven-year-old?”

“She was at the age when she looked as much like an overgrown boy as a girl. And on that subject why was it that the smartest people mostly missed that point? By nature all people are of both sexes. So that marriage and the bed is not all by any means. The proof? Real youth and old age. Because often old men's voices grow high and reedy and the take on a mincing walk. And old women sometimes grow fat and their voices get rough and deep and the grow dark little mustaches.”

“If someone tells you,that you are their world:Take it as an insult...This means that you are round and fat,Full of wind and air,and you always let people walk all over you”

“Old age is not as honorable as death, but most people seek it.”