“Here’s a little mote of wisdom: Not everyone who claims to be an expert, is indeed an expert. Please note: I have never claimed to be an expert on anything except perhaps making the perfect omelet, and if you don’t like spicy, you’d probably argue with me on that one, too. In fact, anyone claiming to be an expert on anything, in my opinion, should immediately be viewed with suspicion, or be able to produce a PhD Diploma on the subject he or she is professing to be expert in.”
“There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.”
“I examine the data, as an expert, and pronounce a specialist's opinion. I claim no credit in such cases. My name figures in no newspaper. The work itself, the pleasure of finding a filed for my peculiar powers, is my highest reward.”
“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”
“One good test is worth a thousand expert opinions.”
“I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview”