“Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.”

“Don’t fuck yourself waiting for fair. Understand? Listening? You will fuck yourself waiting for fair.”

“There is no such thing as a stupid question. Just stupid people who ask questions.”

“Do you know?What the fuck do women want?l know what you want: everything.”

“I have learned that when you make big decisions, life says, 'Fuck you. This is what you actually have in store.”

“I'm allergic to stupidity.”

“If you think about it even medium-hard, launching a scared little dog into space with no intention of getting it back is a seriously fucked thing to do.”