“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.”

“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”

“...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more...”

“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”

“When I do something, I go full-out. Half-measures are for wusses.”

“Half the confusion in the world comes from not knowing how little we need.”

“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”