“Yu only be livin one life, darlin. Don't matter yu don't uh-preshie-ate part of it, cos it don't stop bein part of yu.”
“If you ever find yourself coming out of a time machine, run. Run away as fast you can. Don't stop. Don't try to talk. Nothing good can come out of it." narrator Charles Yu, not author Charles Yu p19”
“Yu can't live if yu dead, neither. Yu probly too smart to get dat.”
“A few years ago if yu said yu were GreenYu were really seen as Red.”
“Yu gotta crawl before you walk”
“De young an old are doing it I have a rappin mudderEverybody has dere rap so let's rap to each otherNo matter what yu style or de hat dat yu are wearingYu can even get away wida little swearing,Fuck.”