“Negativity never improves productivity.”

“Don't you dare counsel me. A cause isn't love, Penelope. Love breaks you wide open.”

“Now I see why you have no trouble getting laid," she said softly. Tru swallowed. "You didn't before?""No. You're kind of an asshole." "No more than anyone else," he said with a shrug. "Less than some." She frowned up at him. "But you should be better." "Why the hell would you think that?" "Because you're Tru.”

“Don't cry for publishers, paper books ain't dying.”

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

“Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.”

“A priest and a drug dealer both sell products that offer everlasting joy...although the drug dealers product is cheaper with fewer strings attached”