“He doesn't believe butt time on planet Earth doesn't neccessarily makes you wise.”
“There are places on planet earth,where common sense doesn't apply.”
“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.”
“Like everyone else on the planet, you believed that time would teach you to grow closer to God. But time doesn't teach; it merely brings us a sense of weariness and of growing older.”
“That's because like everyone else on the planet, you believed that time would teach you to grow closer to God. But time doesn't teach; it merely brings us a sense of weariness and of growing older.”
“You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.”