“If you think your life sucks, it probably does. Do something about it.”
“If you think something is missing in your life, it is probably YOU...”
“Though, if you think about it, hostile, dethroned pseudodeities probably make disagreeable neighbors. You'll have to figure out something to do with him.”
“How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?”
“Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.”
“If you have to think about it twice you probably shouldn't do it”