“When you have multiple personalities, you never drink alone.”
“Do you have a multiple personality disorder?”
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
“There are some things with alcohol you must never do. You must never drink alone, never drink on Sundays, never drink before seven o'clock and if you do, it has to be on a Saturday.”
“Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow.” - Peter Kotara.”
“There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.”