“By all accounts this evening promised to be yet another in the long progression of dog days that oozed like a piece of soft, runny brie with a hunk of moldy French bread and washed down with a mug of room-temperature Clamato.”

Chris Elliott

Chris Elliott - “By all accounts this evening promised...” 1

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