“Useless DECEMBER 7, 2009     Liberals are a useless lot.”

“At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.”

“War is a lot of things and it's useless to pretend that exciting isn't one of them.”

“Futile. She was telling me it was useless. That I was useless.”

“The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless.”

“It was madness to leave without your useless shit. You came in with it, you left with it--that was how it worked. What would you use to clutter a new office with if not your useless shit? We could remember Old Brizz with this box of useless shit, shifting the box from arm to arm as he talked with the building guy. Of course, Old Brizz never had an office again. His useless shit really was useless. He had cause to leave his useless shit behind. But his was a rare case. All things considered, it was better to take your useless shit with you.”