“It's a good thing to lend a hand, just don't be surprised when it gets bit.”
“Don't wait for good things to happen. Do whatever you can, wherever, and however. You will be surprised when good things follow.”
“It's easy to love men when you're sixteen. Every year after that, it gets just a little bit harder. Or maybe men just get a little bit duller.”
“You don't have to be surprised when the end comes - just read the Word of God and get the full scoop!”
“Lending war equipment is a good deal like lending chewing gum. You don't want it back.”
“Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.”