“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”
“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
“One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”
“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“Seeing the glass as half empty is more positive than seeing it as half full. Through such a lens the only choice is to pour more. That is righteous pessimism.”