“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”

“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.”

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”

“One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”

“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”

“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”

“Seeing the glass as half empty is more positive than seeing it as half full. Through such a lens the only choice is to pour more. That is righteous pessimism.”