“Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq.”

“Great way to fight a war - be prepared to defend yourself for winning.”

“The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”

“Dude, what the heck?????, That's awesome!!!!!”

“The very face of evil was love.”

“Mistakes were made long ago. It is someone else's fault. We can't be held responsible, but we are very sorry.”

“(in regards to watches) They were such insidious little machines- always there to pressure you, to make you fixate on what was next instead of taking pleasure in what was now. To remind you that your time was slowly, inevitable running out.”