“The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”

“Great way to fight a war - be prepared to defend yourself for winning.”

“Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq.”

“That was the problem with getting used to people - you had to miss them when they were gone.”

“He was a sweet guy. Broken, clearly, but we all are, when you get right down to it.”

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”

“If anything, I've taken from this that I am indeed a good natured person, when I love I give it my all, I'm open to compromise and commitment, when something goes wrong, I'll try my hardest to fix it when some people would just walk away. I believe that is a true sign of character, to be willing to not give up when shit hits the fan, and try every possible route to fix things.”