“Fate is a bitch, but there you go.”

“The right word at the right time helps you make sense of the world. It helps, but sometimes not a lot.”

“Don’t fuck yourself waiting for fair. Understand? Listening? You will fuck yourself waiting for fair.”

“Your family should be there. Your family should always be there. What does it say about you if they aren't?”

“We have a piano in this house that exists solely for the purpose of supporting her photograph.”

“I hate it hen people I love refuse to speak to me.”

“The stupidity of a well-placed "dude" can really defuse a situation”