“The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something with teeth and claws crouching in it.”

“A politician has an axe to grindWith which he aims to chop off half your mind.”

“Talents are like the fairies. If no-one believes in them, they die.”

“The grass isn't always greener on the other side it's greener where you water it”

“Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence. - Rimmer”

“The grass is always greener on the other side.”

“Just a pot noodle. Oh - and I found a tin of dog food on the tool shelf.'Misery hissed through Lister's gritted teeth. 'Well,' he said finally. 'Pretty obvious what gets eaten last. I can't stand pot noodles.”