“Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.”

“We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!”

“Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.”

“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”

“If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.”

“Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.”

“You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense”