“Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.”
“Sometimes the biggest lies we tell are to ourselves.”
“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves. ”
“The booze makes you a liar and the lies you tell yourself are the biggest.”
“Women scheme when they are weak, they lie out of fear. Men scheme when they are strong, they lie out of arrogance.”
“Emancipated' women found out that the honesty, generosity, and camaraderie of men was a lie.”