“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
“I love being single. It's almost like being rich.”
“Being famous is like a dream come true but it's really difficult because you lose your freedom. I don't want to lose being a kid.”
“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”
“I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated.”
“Being famous is wicked, but being normal is better.”