“A Harley Davidson fanatic,he owned two of them he told me proudly”

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”

“Shame on an orc who run game on an orc. Mother fucker. *revs harley*”

“Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who doesstupid things.”

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

“He never got a really proper look at them, but the situation told him it must be a swarming flock of vaginas that flew all around his head, biting him toothlessly on his ears and his cheeks and his neck.”

“Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.”