“Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who doesstupid things.”

“A Harley Davidson fanatic,he owned two of them he told me proudly”

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

“Shame on an orc who run game on an orc. Mother fucker. *revs harley*”

“I don’t want you to explain. I want you to convince me I’m wrong. Or admit I’m right.”

“You move on, processing lessons and getting on with your life, and you even manage to avoid breaking hearts, most times. But I’m me, and I’m not one of those guys, and I refuse to be. You love me, but I’m in love with you, and I have been for a while. If you want to get with me, if you real y, real y want to be mine and for me to be yours, you’re going to have to prove it.”