“Writing is a team sport.”
“Apple is a team sport.”
“Sex is a team sport, sugar.”
“When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And not to sour cream on your dreams, but with my love life, I am a nacho.”
“Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.”
“Conception is not some genteel, quiet pastime; it’s a fierce and unforgiving team sport.”