“I did it because the offer of a record contract came along and it seemed like it might be more fun than being a waitress. Now, I'm not so sure.”
“My name is Jared Howe. I haven't spoken to another human being in more than two years, so I'm sure I must seem...a little crazy to you.”
“...I always thought youth were idealists - now, I'm not so sure - I'm more idealistic now then at 17...”
“The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.”
“Tipple sold his success much more effectively than he did. How to get excited about, take pride in something that came so naturally? It was like being honored for breathing.”
“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”