“There are only old people here.”

“I may be old but I’m not dead.”

“Don’t get old, Kaylee. It sucks!”

“It’s exactly what’s wrong with computer dating…people lie.”

“upload a recent photo”, some people interpreted that to mean anytime after the birth of Christ.”

“niets is sterker dan de stilteniets heeft zoveel krachtals het zwijgen van de nachtniets is sterkerdan de stilteniets is sterker dan het woorddat niemand hoort”

“The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.”